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“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.
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Which Criminal Minds character are you?
[] Your friends/family think you overwork yourself.
[] You are generally always serious.
[] Your job/work is your life.
[] Your belief in justice keeps you going.
[] It is rare to see you smile.
[] You prefer the role of leader.
[x] You’ve lost someone you deeply love.
[] You want to save everyone.
[x] You always find a reason to smile.
[] You initially come off as daunting, but have a good soul.
Aaron Hotchner 2/10
[] You’re pretty and tough.
[] Your hardest work is behind the scenes.
[] You understand people, and pick up on their emotions.
[x] Your afraid of getting hurt, and hurting others.
[] You have a piece of jewelery you wear sacredly.
[x] You grew up in a small town.
[] You work tirelessly and you’re driven.
[] You work well with others.
[] You’re a good public speaker.
[] You’ve had a suicide hit close to home.
J.J 2/10
[x] You hate politics.
[] You did anything to fit in as a kid/teen.
[] You can speak more than one language.
[x] You’ve always been something of an outcast.
[x] Your friends are your family.
[x] You have a cat.
[] You’ve lied about who you are.
[] You’re willing to risk your neck for anyone in trouble.
[] People don’t know that much about you/your past (your daemons).
[x] You have a crappy love life.
Emily Prentiss 5/10
[] You’re smooth with the other gender.
[] It takes a lot for you to trust someone.
[] You have conflicting faith.
[] You’re physically fit.
[] Your friends come to you for help.
[] You had a rough time growing up.
[x] You always put others before yourself.
[] You listen to your music to wind down.
[] You need to be in control.
[] You have a friend you love to tease.
Derek Morgan 1/10
[x] Your handwriting is messy.
[x] You weren’t good socially as a kid/teen.
[x] People think you are abnormally smart/talented.
[x] You dress in a geeky fashion.
[x] You refuse to give up on a task.
[x] You were teased as a kid/teen.
[] You’re pretty tall.
[x] You like star wars/trek.
[] You have a bad relationship with your father.
[x] You drink A LOT of coffee and/or tea.
Spencer Reid 8/10
[] You put your heart into your work.
[] You have a deep understanding of people.
[] You are very good at chess.
[x] You tend to stray from reality when in deep thought.
[] You like birds and/or trains.
[x] You feel responsible for the death around you.
[] Your intelligence plagues you.
[] You need time alone to think.
[] You get along with people, but you aren’t really social.
[] You always count your blessings.
Jason Gideon 2/10
[] You enjoy a drink now and again.
[] You write.
[] People look up to you.
[] You’re the older one in your group of friends/family.
[] You believe people choose what they are capable of.
[] You have something to prove to yourself.
[x] You’ve had a bunch of failed relationships, but are still in the game.
[] You ultimately feel you’re in this alone, and that doesn’t phase you.
[x] You can always make someone smile.
[] It pains you to see others make your past mistakes
David Rossi 2/10
[] You lost your parents.
[x] You love your technology.
[x] You’re bubbly and sweet.
[] You have your own unique fashion.
[] You try to believe in the good in everyone.
[] You love to flirt and play with your friends.
[x] You have someone cuddly and close.
[x] You hate horror films and gore
[] You’re an optimist.
[] You paint your world in your colors, shyness is a foreign word to you.
Penelope Garcia 4/10
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